is your friend single and are you tired of it?

a matchmaking experiment/event for people who aren’t single, but know someone who is. unsingle my friend pls

what even is this??

unsingle my friend is a social matchmaking experiment where you, the friend of someone who is single, can do something about their unsingle-ing. if they have a friend that's willing to go through all that trouble for them, they must be date-able, right?

how it works

1. have a single friend.
2. be tired of them being single.
3. want to do something about it.
4. fill out this form.
5. wait for us to turn your friend into a collectible trading card.
6. get invited to an event where you channel your inner Chinese mother at a marriage market. (we will invite you)
7. get your trading card pack of your Single Friend.
8. meet other desperate friends of Single people -- and collect other singles like pokémon.
9. convince your friend to go on a date with your best “catches.”

submit your single friend

faq

is this an ad for a dumb dating app

no i dont like dating apps and also i have a job that is not this.

why are you doing this

two reasons:
1) i have some single friends i think should be not single. while i’m more than happy to manage their dating apps and have, this would be a better, more scalable way.

2) because i desire more chaos in my life and i want to do something lighthearted and silly to distract from the war in iraq, the genocide in palestine/conflict in DRC/war with iran, and the rest of the world being on fire

can i submit more than one friend?

yeah. but you should know them well enough to vouch for them.

do i/The Single have to be in SF?

i mean you have to show up to an event in SF.

does my friend need to approve this?

yeah. we’re not here to violate hipaa. enthusiastic consent only. and only friends you can personally endorse.

will they see the card before the event?

no.